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OMFG! That is so intense! Intense as in, "I think I threw up in my mouth!" Well, I'm glad you are walking around and that it healed up. Good Lord that is gnarly....

Holy hell! Now that I've had a chance to look at your spider bite death finger photos, I have to wonder why so much crazy shit happens to you. Wow!

yeowzas ribsy.. that was nasty.. good ta see that ya butt won the battle though.. happy dayz to ya :P

Haayy dio! eh - you are making me laugh a very wry laugh, not to be confused with rye whisky, of course... not just me, but *everyone* in my whole family has gone through, like, the MOST bizarre f***ed up shit this year. Literally, we've ALL been in the hospital at LEAST twice in the last 10 months, for surgeries & shit like that - no kidding. My own hospital bill is $55,000.00 and counting....
and that's besides getting our cars totalled, (me & my bro), and then reposessed, (uhhh, me)... then there were a couple of freak apartment fires that thankfully got put out before any damage was done (YAY!)...

omg! you so totally going on the Insta-Rant... yeesh! X } ....it's honestly come to the point where as each new crazily spectacular Nagasaki-bomb drops onto one of our heads, we all just start laughing & immediately just get down to business: "okay - who needs to be where - what do we need to do & how much is this one going to cost? Oh yeah - no one's dead, right? okay, good - thank you god! now, let's get this thing handled."

jesus loved his marys...i like bottoms
maybe your bottom will rise from the dead on sunday

to quote Yorrik "boobs are overated as long as she has a good bottom to kneed" he is happy

hahahahaha tuck - i think i recall having some kind of convo. with yorrik about that,... or was it you??? we will one day sort that out when i finally get down there in the flesh, as they say...
me, personally, well-- i like to kick ass WAY more than squish it - but hey - that's just me...

boobies are nice though.... they're so SOFT & plumpy! I mean the real ones anyway... (in Hell-A, most times a girl offers up her boobies for me to feel is when she's just had some kind of alien-abduction-implant-type thing occur & she wants everyone to check 'em out...it's always rather disturbing to see them all brainwashed & happy about being implanted, y'know? eh - but i digress...

hey - i just noticed the purple colors match - that is so cool!

I would rub aloe on that for you every night but I'm afraid the Spaniard would suspect something

your ass still looks better than mine

I love you spider girl. Ass and all.